Step 1: Unpack box. Tracy was shocked by the number of parts in the tiny box. Mainly the metal (+1 boy point) framing, a bunch of a plastic and plush parts, and a ridiculous, legal-ese filled, multi language/page setup manual (-2 boy points).

Step 2: Assemble legs, attach legs to joint, assemble plastic seat, attach seat to joint.
Poorly drilled holes = -1 boy point
Plastic bag to play with = disapproving wife


Step 3: Ensure everything is sturdy, that there are no remaining parts, get wife's approval for level of 'cuteness'.

Step 4: Find eager rider. (Thanks again to Doggy)

....then realize the swing is powered with a motor (+3 boy points) via 4 not-included batteries (-1) that are D-sized(-3)!
Fisher price has provided mom and dad a control panel with nifty buttons and knobs allowing you to adjust swing speed, noise volumes, and the phases of the moon. (+1)

And by far the most innovative feature....a button that allows you to rotate the swing 90 degrees to give you a second swinging motion. (+1) Pretty neat, huh?


At the end of our review, the swing is at -1 boy points. But the realization that this will bring enjoyment to our little baby girl represents more boy/daddy points than can be counted. We can't wait to see her in it!














